Friday, September 07, 2007

El Chupacabra Found in Texas?


The top e-mailed story from the Los Angeles Times website today was "Mythical Chupacabra Found in Texas?"

Some of us know exactly what a chupacabra is thanks to a 1997 X-Files episode "El Mundo Gira." Sort of: It's a creature that supposedly either looks like a weird wild dog or a lizard-like alien.

First reported in Puerto Rico, there've been spottings in Mexico and the U.S. The name translates to "goat sucker," and it supposedly sucks the blood of the animals it kills, through two little puncture marks.

So the folks in Cuero, Texas, are having a field day with the roadkill chupacabra that Phylis Canion supposedly found last month. She's even begun selling $5 t-shirts declaring "2007, The Summer of the Chupacabra, Cuero, Texas." Phylis has even saved the head of the creature for DNA testing and mounting on her trophy wall. (We guess there's not much else going on in Cuero, huh?)

But to really get down to solving the mystery of the chupacabra, we think we need to bring Mulder and Scully out of retirement.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Nepal's airline sacrifices goat to fix jet

The BBC reports that Nepal's government-owned airline fixed a jet that has electrical problem by sacrificing a goat. Picture 3-60 The offering was made to Akash Bhairab, the Hindu god of sky protection, whose symbol is seen on the company's planes.

The airline said that after Sunday's ceremony the plane successfully completed a flight to Hong Kong.

"The snag in the plane has now been fixed and the aircraft has resumed its flights," senior airline official Raju KC was quoted as saying by Reuters.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Standings from the parallel universe:


NL Central standings 8/28/07


TEAM

W-L

GB

CUBS

66-63

Brewers

65-65

Cardinals

63-64

2

Reds

60-70

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Sunday's Lesson...

By paying attention to the way you feel, and then choosing thoughts that feel the very best, you are managing your own vibration, which means you are controlling your own point of attraction -- which means you are creating your own reality. It's such a wonderful thing to realize that you can create your own reality without sticking your nose in everybody else's, and that the less attention you give to everybody else's reality, the purer your vibration is going to be -- and the more you are going to be pleased with what comes to you. --- Abraham

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Parallel Universe or Suspension of Reality?

CENTRALWLPCTGBHOMEROADRSRASTRKL10
Chicago Cubs6359.516-33-3030-29571523Won 35-5
Milwaukee6360.512.540-2423-36582601Won 13-7
St. Louis5862.483430-2728-35537603Lost 27-3
Houston5667.4557.532-2724-40554618Won 26-4
Cincinnati5369.4341027-3226-37580646Lost 15-5
Pittsburgh5170.42111.528-3623-34541624Won 16-4

Thursday, August 16, 2007

USB Hampster Wheel


Do you sometimes feel that you’re caught up in the rat race of the working world, and that you are chained to your desk and getting no-where fast? Well we’ve found the perfect way to lighten the load. Now we can’t promise to take you out of the rat race but we can throw a hamster in there to mix it up a bit. The USB Hamster Wheel is an utter delight. Plug it into your USB port, load the software from the CD provided and get typing. As you type, the hamster gets running, spinning the hamster wheel around in the process - the faster you type, the faster he runs. This demented rodent sent shrieks of laughter around the office when we tested it, and is the ultimate parody of modern society.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Law of Attraction

Law of Attraction says, "That which is like unto itself is drawn." Vibrations are always matched. So, as you experience the contrast which inspires the new desire, this new desire, whether it is a strong one or a soft one, is summoning unto itself proportionately. And as it summons, it is always answered. It is the basis of our Universe: When it is asked, it is always given. Humans think they are asking with their words, or even with their action, and sometimes you are, but the Universe is not responding to your words or your action. The Universe is responding to your vibrational calling. --- Abraham
Excerpted from the workshop in Cincinnati, OH on Saturday, July 15th, 2000

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Light Saber "Puke Ray" in works...


The Homeland Security Department is aiming to arm federal agents with a light-saber-type weapon that emits a dazzling strobe capable of subduing criminals, terrorists and even unruly airline passengers.

It's the latest government effort to develop a non-lethal weapon — in this case, a powerful beam of light that temporarily blinds anyone who looks into it.

"The light could be used to make a bad guy turn away or shut his eyes, giving authorities enough time to tackle the suspect and apply the cuffs, all while sparing the lives of passersby, hostages or airline passengers," according to a description of the device from the Homeland Security Department's science and technology division.

The device works by temporarily blinding and disorienting a person, says Bob Lieberman, president of Intelligent Optical. Once aimed at someone's eyes, a series of light pulses and colors can be triggered and the subject's eyes can't adjust quickly enough to see.

"It's like someone shooting off a flashbulb in your face every few seconds," Lieberman says. "Because of the wavelengths and frequencies we use, there are psychophysical effects — a real disorientation. The reaction can range through vertigo to nausea."

That's why The Register, an irreverent online publication that covers the information technology industry, dubbed it the "puke-ray."

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Flooding again in Bangladesh, Pakistan etc.

So every year we read the same news out of this part of the world. Monsoon floods strike Bangladesh, India, Pakistan . We see pictures like the above or worse
.
I hate to state the obvious, but has anyone though of building dams to control these run away rivers? Dams of course would create lakes and reserve water and when drought time come again, as it always does in this part of the world, the water could be released, relieving the drought through irrigation.
Tennessee and Northern Alabama was plagued with massive spring floods for a very long time. The flooding would also affect the larger tributaries of the Tennessee. This created much havoc and destruction. TVA came in the 1930s and built many dams in the region with the resulting lakes and now the wild Tennessee river is under control. Another side effect of the dams is the hydroelectric power generated in the dams. Tennessee was a very rural state and the TVA dams provided electricity to all areas. Needless to say that life improved greatly in the rural areas and in the state as a whole.
If India and Pakistan would stop making nukes and build some dams I think that life would be a lot better for the populace.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Out of Arkansas...


This one is good for a laugh....from a illuminated conservative no less.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

If You Build It, They Will Come....

The Jesuits are coming! The Jesuits are coming!
So I guess we all know about Second Life by now. If you don't know about SL, go here to upgrade your knowledge.
Yes the same folks that literally hammered knowledge into my head in high school are invading the virtual universe in an attempt to save virtual souls. Or least slow down the rampant lustful and carnal behavior of its virtual citizens.
Jesuits want to spread the Good News to Second Life’s debauched netizens.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Drum Roll.....

Eating people is wrong! But...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

A cannibal ate his mother-in-law. She still didn't agree with him.

The cannibal wedding guest toasted the bride and groom.

Why do cannibals like Jehovah's Witnesses? Because they come with free delivery.

And Hannibal Lecter has upset his fiancee, because he keeps bringing up old girlfriends.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

July 23, 1972 Famous Birthdays Department...


This could be The First Birthday Party.
Usually he ate with CoCo the cat at her bowl.
He was being nice today.
Happy Birthday Andrew.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Prince voted sexiest vegetarian ...


NEW YORK (AP) — Prince has been voted the "world's sexiest vegetarian" in PETA's annual online poll, the animal rights group announced Monday.

Prince, 47, shares the honor with Kristen Bell, the 25-year-old star of Veronica Mars, which is being carried over from UPN to the new CW Network this fall.

A strict vegan, Prince recently wrote in the liner notes of his latest album, 3121, about the ills behind wool production. He closed the disc with a quote from Mahatma Gandhi: "To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being."

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Sunday's Lesson


"When your heart is right, your mind and body will follow.
This means there is a certain definite order of procedure
for you to follow to make light what is now dark within.
When the heart is true, even in the smallest way, it begins
to tell your other features what to do and how to do it.
Not only that but when you have put the heart, the spirit
first, you've chosen that to be your supreme guide, it will
give you a new kind of feeling that you don't know now.
It will give you a new kind of emotion. It will give you an
arousal, and oh how badly you need to be aroused.
Now you need to be aroused. Wake up now."

How to Own Your Own Life (audio tape)
Vernon Howard's
SECRETS OF LIFE (R)

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Thanks, I'll pass....


The AP reports that Chinese State TV has uncovered a "steamed bun" making operation in one Beijing neighborhood that uses pieces of cardboard collected from the street and softened with caustic soda as the main ingredient. From the AP:
The hidden camera follows the man, whose face is not shown, into a ramshackle building where steamers are filled with the fluffy white buns, traditionally stuffed with minced pork.

The surroundings are filthy, with water puddles and piles of old furniture and cardboard on the ground.

"What's in the recipe?" the reporter asks. "Six to four," the man says.

"You mean 60 percent cardboard? What is the other 40 percent?" asks the reporter. "Fatty meat," the man replies.

The bun maker and his assistants then give a demonstration on how the product is made.

Squares of cardboard picked from the ground are first soaked to a pulp in a plastic basin of caustic soda -- a chemical base commonly used in manufacturing paper and soap -- then chopped into tiny morsels with a cleaver. Fatty pork and powdered seasoning are stirred in.

Soon, steaming servings of the buns appear on the screen. The reporter takes a bite.

"This baozi filling is kind of tough. Not much taste," he says. "Can other people taste the difference?"

"Most people can't. It fools the average person," the maker says. "I don't eat them myself."

Wonder why.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

More on Live Earth...

The live Earth concert had some minor electrical problems......

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Horses Asses designed Solid Rocket Boosters

RAILROAD TRACKS ARE HOW WIDE APART? Does the statement, "We've always
done it like that" ring any bells?

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet,
8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in
England, and English expatriates built the US railroads.

Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines
were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and
that's the gauge they used.

Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the
tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building
wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if
they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on
some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the
spacing of the wheel ruts.

So who built those old rutted roads?

Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and
England) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since.

And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts,
which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon
wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all
alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore, the United States
standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the
original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot.
Bureaucracies live forever.

So, the next time you are handed a Specification/ Procedure/ Process
and wonder, "What horse's ass came up with it?" you may be exactly right.
Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate
the back ends of the rear ends of two warhorses. (Two horses' asses.)

Now, the twist to the story:

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two
big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These
are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at
their factory at Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have
preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by
train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the
factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains and the SRBs
had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the
railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as
wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the
world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand
years ago by the width of a horse's ass.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Happy Birthday USA!

The Gadsden Flag.

The Preamble

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Cubs sweep Sox in 3 games.....

The Cubs swept the crosstown rivals, White Sox this past weekend with good pitching, heads up defense and clutch hitting. None of the above have been Cubbie's traits this year, and for that matter, the past twenty five years or so. Inept, erratic and overpaid is the usual description for the pitching department.

Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen had this to say:
"I was very [expletive deleted] proud that my [expletive deleted] lineup proved me the [expletive deleted] wrong," Guillen said. "I guess I owe Hawk Harrelson a [expletive deleted] dinner because he [expletive deleted] said we'd score more than one [expletive deleted] run. I already dread listening to his boring [expletive deleted] stories over mashed [expletive deleted] potatoes."

As Cubs fans celebrated their team's highly successful weekend, Sox fans continued the after-game tradition of chanting "Cubs suck" along 35th Street. Amazingly there were no punches thrown between fans with the exception of one highly inebriated Sox fan swinging a fist at a blue light pole he mistook for a very tall and skinny Cubs fan.

Tennessee Child Development Dept......

MEMPHIS, Tennessee — A Tennessee mother fed up with her daughter's misbehavior took an unusual tack in for latest punishment, making her stand on a busy street corner with an attention-getting sign.

Tashara Wilkins, 13, held a sign Sunday reading, "I don't obey my parents, I'm a liar. I steal from my mom. I have a bad attitude."

"All other resources haven't worked, so I'm making her be publicly humiliated today," mother Cherie Wilkins told WMC-TV in Memphis. "I hope this works for her. I love my child. ... I could be beating her to death, but I'm not."

She said her daughter's bad attitude Sunday morning led to the public display.

Tashara said having to wear her offenses was eye-opening.

"It might even work," she said. "I'm gonna start (behaving better) because I don't want to be standing out here with everybody looking at me like I'm crazy with this sign."

The mother said her daughter would go to church Tuesday night wearing the sign.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

And you thought you had problems....


"I am a 24-year-old woman. I am either having a nervous breakdown/period of emotional disturbance or I am having an existential crisis of meaning/religious awakening (albeit this sounds pleasanter than what I am experiencing)."

Read the whole letter plus answer here.


Mein Gott!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Squirrel Catapult is Awful, Yet We Can't Look Away


Having trouble with those pesky flying rats we call squirrels?
This might be your solution.
Also known as Boris's Revenge. Check it out animal lovers.

Monday, June 18, 2007

AC/DC demands Sox change pregame anthem


With the White Sox dropping 12 of their last 16, members of the band AC/DC have demanded the team stop using their hard-rocking tour de force "Thunderstruck" to pump up the crowd at home games.

"We can't have ‘Thunderstruck'--or any of our songs, really--associated with an American baseball team that sucks so incredibly hard," guitar god Angus Young said from his home in Sydney, Australia. "Perhaps they could find another one from the vast classic rock catalog. Like, say, 'Free Fallin' by Tom Petty. That would make a lot more sense."

Pundits weren't surprised by the band's decision.

"'Thunderstruck' is a hard-charging, hell-raising ode to kicking ass," Rolling Stone rock critic Steve Keegan. "The fact that the Sox continue to use it is an absolute travesty. In the name of all that rocks, either start playing a lot better or stop using that song."


...thanks to "The Heckler"

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Stop if vision becomes impaired...


WBZ1030.com,
6 Jun 2007,
Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection

A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

The lawsuit, filed late Monday, says Woods later had problems that required a hospital visit and penile artery embolization, a way of closing blood vessels. Closing off some blood flow prevents engorgement and lessens the likelihood of an erection....

Saturday, June 02, 2007

The best reason to swear off carbs...

Dugout fight erupts after Zambrano sees Barrett take last Gatorade


The last Cubs fan.

A fight ensued in the Cubs dugout Friday between catcher Michael Barrett and pitcher Carlos Zambrano, but the dispute wasn't about the five-run fifth inning at all. In fact, Zambrano became upset when he returned to the dugout to find Barrett holding the last Gatorade.


"Carlos just lost it when he saw Mike taking the last drink from the cooler," manager Lou Piniella said after the Cubs dropped an 8-5 decision to the Braves. "After those two started swinging at each other, I told 'Z' there were more in the clubhouse, so he went down there and that ended the fight pretty quick."


Apparently this was not an isolated incident. Two weeks ago, Zambrano snapped a towel at Scott Eyre after seeing the portly reliever taking the last bar of Irish Spring soap in the clubhouse showers.

...thanks to 'The Heckler'

Go here for a more serious read on this years Cubs rolling disaster.

Friday, June 01, 2007

It Was 40 Years Ago Today

With 'Sgt. Pepper,' the Beatles indulged their whims -- and changed rock forever
By RUSS SMITH

It's possible for two reasonable adults, probably older than 45, to argue for hours about the most significant pop music event of the 1960s. My own vote would be cast in favor of the Beatles' first appearance on "The Ed Sullivan Show" in February 1964, but a very close second is the release of their "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," the majestic album that will be 40 years old in early June. It's not that "Sgt. Pepper" is my favorite record from that era -- Bob Dylan's "Blonde on Blonde" is -- but there's no denying the extraordinary influence that the Beatles' most famous achievement had not only in the music industry but this country's popular culture as well.

"Sgt. Pepper," the group's first album that wasn't supported by a world-wide tour, captured, to use a word that didn't become a cliché for years afterward, the "zeitgeist" then, impeccably in sync with the "Summer of Love," "flower power," psychedelia and the youthful lifestyle of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. That the Beatles, weary of avoiding hordes of fans and tabloid reporters, abandoned live concerts was in itself a radical shift of gears, but spending more than four months in a recording studio on a single project, and a "concept" album at that, was unheard of. Revisionists today, when critiquing the Beatles' discography, aren't quite as rapturous about "Sgt. Pepper" as millions of fans were in 1967, but the immediate impact of the album can't be overstated.

[Beatles Cover]

When "Sgt. Pepper" appeared, it was as if a massive block party had appeared outside your window. I was nearly 12 years old at the time and when one of my four older brothers came home with the highly anticipated new Beatles record, we listened to it over and over, marveling at the sheer audacity of songwriters John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Doug, overwhelmed by enthusiasm and hyperbole, declared, matter-of-factly, "The band has changed its name forever and rock 'n' roll will never be the same."

And it wasn't just the music. The album cover itself was breathtaking, a puzzling and colorful collage by Peter Blake that showed the band, in gaudy mock-military costumes, presiding over the burial of the "old" Beatles, with scattered mug shots of high and low cultural icons hovering in the background. You'd go cross-eyed trying to figure out just how many notables were depicted -- a mass of pop art that included Marilyn Monroe, Karl Marx, Aldous Huxley, Marlene Dietrich, Sonny Liston, Laurel and Hardy, Oscar Wilde, Marlon Brando, Leo Gorcey, Bob Dylan, Lenny Bruce and Mae West.

The presentation was a triumph of packaging, and included for the first time the printing of lyrics on the back cover. That the group had reached this point a mere three years after the first rush of "Beatlemania" was astonishing, and the songs simply ratcheted up the sense of momentousness provided by the record sleeve.

Relieved from the pressure of performing live, the Beatles were able to record songs that were, even in a relatively primitive studio, filled with overdubs, backward tape loops, snippets of orchestral crescendos, a cowbell here, a tin horn there, creating a sound and style that was quickly, for better or worse, aped by the band's peers and imitators. Aside from the technical innovations, the 13 songs ushered in yet another phase for the Beatles, one that was far more introspective, grandiose and certainly informed by their recreational use of drugs.

Forty years later, it's easy to dismiss such lyrically slight songs as Mr. McCartney's "When I'm Sixty-Four" or George Harrison's meandering, sitar-driven "Within You Without You," but the bulk of "Sgt. Pepper" stands the test of time. For example, John Lennon's "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!" is about an evening vaudeville romp where "Henry the Horse dances the waltz" and men leap through "a hogshead of real fire!" Another standout is Mr. McCartney's "Fixing a Hole," a dreamy and druggy meditation about fame and drudgery. He sings about "filling the cracks" in his door that "kept [his] mind from wandering," and chastises those who "disagree and never win and wonder why they don't get in my door."

It's not exactly T.S. Eliot, as some said at the time, but it's a long way from "I Want to Hold Your Hand."

On one point there is almost universal agreement: "A Day in the Life," a five-minute Lennon-McCartney collaboration that concludes "Sgt. Pepper," is the group's most accomplished song. Combining references to British current events and the narrator's utter boredom with urban routines, the song endorses the notion of dropping out of society, as Mr. Lennon sings, dreamily, "I'd love to turn you on."

Although "Sgt. Pepper" received almost unanimous raves when it was released, a significant dissident was Richard Goldstein, who panned the album in the June 18, 1967, New York Times. Mr. Goldstein, roundly pilloried after the review was published, complained the new release was "busy, hip and cluttered." He concludes: "We need the Beatles, not as cloistered composers, but as companions. And they need us."

As was soon evident, however, the Beatles didn't "need us," and, in fact, didn't need each other. The group disbanded just three years later. Mr. Goldstein was partially correct in saying that "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" was "precious," but 40 years later I can't think of a single album that was more influential in changing the way that lyricists, producers and fans went about making and consuming popular music.

It's said that Mr. McCartney in particular was inspired by the Beach Boys' 1966 landmark album "Pet Sounds," in which leader Brian Wilson labored in the studio to create a unified set of songs that challenged the listener -- and his competitors -- with its musical complexity. But it was the Beatles, so popular and wealthy that their record label had to cater to what were considered "whims," who topped Mr. Wilson (artistically and commercially) with "Sgt. Pepper." It was no longer a given that a rock/pop group would dash off an album as quickly as possible to minimize cost, and talented young men began to exert more control over studio production, a process of increased sophistication. The release of "Sgt. Pepper" marked the shift of power in the music industry -- not all that dissimilar to the advent of free agency in Major League Baseball -- from the "suits" to the stars, and to this day the balance hasn't changed.

Mr. Smith writes a weekly column for New York Press.


my comment: I was pretty much a jazz buff at that time, but had been listening to and liking 'Revolver' by the Beatles. It had some really different sounds and techniques on. After Sgt. Pepper hit, good by to jazz and hello to rock and roll.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

My Hero

May 29: Japanese mountain climber Katsusuke Yanagisawa, 71, speaks to the Associated Press after returning from climbing the summit of Mount Everest to become the oldest person to scale it, in Katmandu, Nepal. Yanagisawa, a retired junior high school teacher from central Japan, was 71 years, 2 months and 2 days old when he reached the 29,035-foot peak on May 22, becoming the oldest Everest climber and beating the record set last year by another Japanese climber, Takao Arayama, who was 70 years, 7 months and 13 days old.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Kool-aid pickles...


The latest taste treat in the Delta region of Arkansas is 'Kool-aid pickles'.
They have gotten so popular here that the New York Times ran the following story:

Nuclear pickles

Thank goodness for the Mississippi Delta. It’s given us Doe’s steaks. It’s given us tamales. Arkansas was quick to replicate these food finds. But what about this new one?

The New York Times reported last week on the huge popularity of dill pickles cured in Kool-Aid. They’re sold in convenience stores at nearly every Mississippi Delta crossroads and they’re wildly popular with school kids, who often sell them at neighborhood stands and school fund-raisers.

Curing a dill pickle in Kool-Aid produces a sweet-sour delight, apparently, and the recipes are jealously guarded. The process also produces a pickle of scary hue, from the radioactive red pickle used to illustrate the New York Times food section article to a blue hue never seen in any part of the natural universe. Our question for readers is this: Has the Kool-Aid pickle negotiated the passage across the wide Mississippi River? Is it being sold in Arkansas? Inquiring minds want to know. (One Arkansas Blog reader has already reported an Arkansas variation of some years back: A gallon jar of dill pickle chips marinated in a bottle of Tabasco and five pounds of sugar.)

We have fried pickles in Tennessee, but I've not seen these yet.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

My first airplane flight...



I took my first airplane flight in 1951 at age 11 from the Nashville Airport (pic in rear)on an Eastern flight going to Atlanta. The plane was a Lockheed 1049 'super-constellation' with four engines You walked out the front door there and out to the plane and climbed the roll up steps to get inside. Things were a little different then. People wore suits back then as a flight was a big deal.
The plane has a interesting history if any cares to read about it.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Wall of Weird...


Old-school gentleman or gun-toting sadist? Both, say Spector's women. Acid dazed whack job?
We've all read about nice guy Phil and then the drunk, gun wielding Phil, his evil twin brother.
Heres an interesting story about hanging out with Phil which, as the writer says, ..."was fun except for two occasions".

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Zimmers

My Generation sings My Generation....this is tooo cool.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Antonio Machado


Wanderer there is no path. You lay a path in walking.”

...Antonio Machado

Friday, May 04, 2007

Naked man superglued to exercise bike during heist

Thu May 3, 2007 12:28PM BST

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report on Thursday.

SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

"The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

South Africa is battling one of the world's highest crime rates which has prompted concerns that violence might mar the 2010 soccer World Cup, which the country is due to host.

A police spokesman could not immediately comment on the report. No one at Netcare 911 could be reached.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Iraq Veterans Memorial

The Iraq Veterans Memorial is an online war memorial to honor the members of the U.S. armed forces who have lost their lives serving in the Iraq War. It is a collection of video memories from family, friends, military colleagues, and co-workers of those that have fallen. The memorial will be an online destination for people to honor and remember those we have lost.
I could only watch three before the tears starting coming.

Sunday's lesson...

"Life is complex, it is staggering at times, and even at the times
you don't feel staggered by it, you kind of sense that the next blow
or the next discomfort or the next mystery is about to arrive. So
really, in the human heart there is no contentment, no control at
all. There is simply, sometimes, an absence of an exterior or inner
challenge. We can discover tonight how to change everything. And
that change of your life, of your mind, of your spirit starts with
a very careful examination of your present ways, the way your mind
functions, of how your feelings take you over."

Rule Your Own Kingdom DVD # 25, Talk 3
...Vernon Howard

Friday, April 27, 2007

Da Pope wears 'roos....


Notice a spring in Pope Benedict XVI's step? It might have something to do with the kangaroos.

The leader of the Roman Catholic Church has been turning heads with his bright red leather loafers, leaving papal fashionistas wondering if they're Prada or Gucci.

It turns out they're neither. On Saturday, the pope made a visit to Italy's shoe capital, Vigevano, where he received 150,001 pairs of shoes from Moreschi, including a red pair made of kangaroo hide, Reuters reports.

All but the 'roo shoes will be donated to the poor through various Vatican charities, with the pope holding on to his pair for official functions.

Traditionally, papal footwear is referred to as the "Shoes of the Fisherman" — all popes are seen as successors to St. Peter the Apostle, a man who made his living fishing. Times change, though, affording this German pope the chance to don a more exotic pair of shoes.

Papalship, after all, has its privileges. I kinda dig the hat also. This story should get all the tree huggin, animal rights folks up in arms.




Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Happy People

Happy People (Final part of Angry/Negative People)

The notion of "Happy People" was tossed around in the Robert-Lost-His-Mind posts as something ridiculous at best, dangerous at worst. One blogger equated "happy people" with "vacuous". The idea seems to be that "happy people" implies those who are oblivious to the realities of life, in a fantasy of their own creation, and without the ability to think critically. The science, however, suggests just the opposite.

Neuroscience has made a long, intense study of the brain's fear system--one of the oldest, most primitive parts of our brain. Anger and negativity usually stem from the anxiety and/or fear response in the brain, and one thing we know for sure--when the brain thinks its about to be eaten or smashed by a giant boulder, there's no time to stop and think! In many ways, fear/anger and the ability to think rationally and logically are almost mutually exclusive. Those who stopped to weigh the pros and cons of a flight-or-fight decision were eaten, and didn't pass on their afraid-yet-thoughtful genes. Many neuroscientists (and half the US population) believes that it is exactly this fear != rational thought that best explains the outcome of the last US presidential election... but I digress.

Happines is associated most heavily with the left (i.e. logical) side of the brain, while anger is associated with the right (emotional, non-logical) side of the brain. From a Society for Neuroscience article on Bliss and the Brain:

"Furthermore, studies suggest that certain people's ability to see life through rose-colored glasses links to a heightened left-sided brain function. A scrutiny of brain activity indicates that individuals with natural positive dispositions have trumped up activity in the left prefrontal cortex compared with their more negative counterparts. "

In other words, happy people are better able to think logically.

And apparently happier = healthier:

"Evidence suggests that the left-siders may better handle stressful events on a biological level. For example, studies show that they have a higher function of cells that help defend the body, known as natural killer cells, compared with individuals who have greater right side activity. Left-sided students who face a stressful exam have a smaller drop in their killer cells than right-siders. Other research indicates that generally left-siders may have lower levels of the stress hormone, cortisol."

And while we're dispelling the Happy=Vacuous myth, let's look at a couple more misperceptions:

"Happy people aren't critical."
"Happy people don't get angry."
"Happy people are obedient."
"Happy people can't be a disruptive force for change."


Hmmm... one of the world's leading experts in the art of happiness is the Dalai Lama, winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1989. Just about everyone who hears him speak is struck by how, well, happy he is. How he can describe--with laughter--some of the most traumatizing events of his past. Talk about perspective...

But he is quite outspoken with his criticism of China. The thing is, he doesn't believe that criticism requires anger, or that being happy means you can't be a disruptive influence for good. On happiness, he has this to say:

"The fact that there is always a positive side to life is the one thing that gives me a lot of happiness. This world is not perfect. There are problems. But things like happiness and unhappiness are relative. Realizing this gives you hope."

And among the "happy people", there's Mahatma Gandhi, a force for change that included non-violent but oh-most-definitely-disobedient behavior. A few of my favorite Gandhi quotes:

In a gentle way, you can shake the world.

It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honoured by the humiliation of their fellow beings.

But then there's the argument that says "anger" is morally (and intellectually) superior to "happy". The American Psychological Association has this to say on anger:

"People who are easily angered generally have what some psychologists call a low tolerance for frustration, meaning simply that they feel that they should not have to be subjected to frustration, inconvenience, or annoyance. They can't take things in stride, and they're particularly infuriated if the situation seems somehow unjust: for example, being corrected for a minor mistake."

Of course it's still a myth that "happy people" don't get angry. Of course they do. Anger is often an appropriate response. But there's a Grand Canyon between a happy-person-who-gets-angry and an unhappy-angry-person. So yes, we get angry. Happiness is not our only emotion, it is simply the outlook we have chosen to cultivate because it is usually the most effective, thoughtful, healthy, and productive.

And there's this one we hear most often, especially in reference to comment moderation--"if you can't say whatever the hell you want to express your anger, you can't be authentic and honest." While that may be true, here's what the psychologists say:

"Psychologists now say that this is a dangerous myth. Some people use this theory as a license to hurt others. Research has found that "letting it rip" with anger actually escalates anger and aggression and does nothing to help you (or the person you're angry with) resolve the situation.

It's best to find out what it is that triggers your anger, and then to develop strategies to keep those triggers from tipping you over the edge."

And finally, another Ghandi quote:

"Be the change that you want to see in the world."

If the scientists are right, I might also add,

Be around the change you want to see in the world.

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Remember the flight attendant's advice... you must put on your own oxygen mask first.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Lesson for today...


Vernon Howard's
SECRETS OF LIFE (R)

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"If you try to make the world come to you, it will not come; but
if you cease trying, the world will come, but it will be a world
entirely different from the one you tried to attract."

Pathways to Perfect Living, p. 156

Emotional Contagion

(part two of Angry/Negative people can be bad for your brain)

Emotional Contagion

Steven Stosny, an expert on road rage, is quoted in Restak's book:

"Anger and resentment are thet most contagious of emotions," according to Stonsy. "If you are near a resentful or angry person, you are more prone to become resentful or angry yourself. If one driver engages in angry gestures and takes on the facial expressions of hostility, surrounding drivers will unconsciously imitate the behavior--resulting in an escalation of anger and resentment in all of the drivers. Added to this, the drivers are now more easily startled as a result of the outpouring of adrenaline accompanying their anger. The result is a temper tantrum that can easily escalate into road rage."

If you were around one or more people with a potentially harmful contagious disease, you would probably take steps to protect yourself in some way. And if you were the contagious one, you'd likely take steps to protect others until you were sure the chance of infecting someone else was gone.

But while we all have a lot of respect for physical biological contagions, we do NOT have much respect for physical emotional contagions. (I said "physical", because science has known for quite some time that "emotions" are not simply a fuzzy-feeling concept, but represent physical changes in the brain.)

From a paper on Memetics and Social Contagion,

"...social scientific research has largely confirmed the thesis that affect, attitudes, beliefs and behaviour can indeed spread through populations as if they were somehow infectious. Simple exposure sometimes appears to be a sufficient condition for social transmission to occur. This is the social contagion thesis; that sociocultural phenomena can spread through, and leap between, populations more like outbreaks of measels or chicken pox than through a process of rational choice."

Emotional contagion is considered one of the primary drivers of group/mob behavior, and the recent work on "mirror neurons" helps explain the underlying cause. But it's not just about groups. From a Cambridge University Press book:
"When we are talking to someone who is depressed it may make us feel depressed, whereas if we talk to someone who is feeling self-confident and buoyant we are likely to feel good about ourselves. This phenomenon, known as emotional contagion, is identified here, and compelling evidence for its affect is offered from a variety of disciplines - social and developmental psychology, history, cross-cultural psychology, experimental psychology, and psychopathology."

[For a business management perspective, see the Yale School of Management paper titled The Ripple Effect: Emotional Contagion In Groups]

Can any of us honestly say we haven't experienced emotional contagion? Even if we ourselves haven't felt our energy drain from being around a perpetually negative person, we've watched it happen to someone we care about. We've noticed a change in ourselves or our loved ones based on who we/they spend time with. We've all known at least one person who really did seem able to "light up the room with their smile," or another who could "kill the mood" without saying a word. We've all found ourselves drawn to some people and not others, based on how we felt around them, in ways we weren't able to articulate.

So, Robert's choice makes sense if he is concerned about the damaging effects of emotional contagion. But... that still leaves one big issue: is "catching" only positive emotions a Good Thing? Does this mean surrounding ourselves with "fake" goodness and avoiding the truth? Does surrounding ourselves with "happy people" mean we shut down critical thinking skills?

...all credit to Creating Passionate Users Blog

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Angry/negative people are bad for your brain...

I totally ripped this off of the site credited at the bottom of the page. I found it so interesting I just had to repeat it. Since its kinda long I will post it over several days. If you find yourself enthralled and want to read it all at once have at it on the original site.

Angry/negative people can be bad for your brain

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Everyone's favorite A-list target, Robert Scoble, announced the unthinkable a few days ago: he will be moderating his comments. But what some people found far more disturbing was Robert's wish to make a change in his life that includes steering clear of "people who were deeply unhappy" and hanging around people who are happy. The harsh reaction he's gotten could be a lesson in scientific ingorance, because the neuroscience is behind him on this one.

Whether it's a good move is up to each person to decide, but I've done my best here to offer some facts. [Disclaimer: I'm not an authority on the brain! I have, however, spent the last 15 years doing research and applying it, both in my work and also because I have a serious brain disorder, and my brain knowledge could be a matter of life and death. Another disclaimer: I haven't spoken with Robert about this; I'm simply offering some science that supports the decision he may have made for entirely different reasons.]

A few things I'll try to explain in this post:

1) One of the most important recent neuroscience discoveries--"mirror neurons", and the role they play in a decision like Robert's

2) The heavily-researched social science phenomenon known as "emotional contagion"

3) Ignorance and misperceptions around the idea of "happy people"


Mirror Neurons

Mirror neurons have been referred to by scientists like V.S. Rmachandran as one of the most important neuroscientific breakthroughs of recent history. This Nova video is a great introduction, but here's the condensed version:

There is now strong evidence to suggest that humans have the same type of "mirror neurons" found in monkeys. It's what these neurons do that's amazing--they activate in the same way when you're watching someone else do something as they do when you're doing it yourself! This mirroring process/capability is thought to be behind our ability to empathize, but you can imagine the role these neurons have played in keeping us alive as a species. We learn from watching others. We learn from imitating (mirroring) others. The potential problem, though, is that these neurons go happily about their business of imitating others without our conscious intention.

Think about that...

Although the neuroscientific findings are new, your sports coach and your parents didn't need to know the cause to recognize the effects:

"Choose your role models carefully."
"Watching Michael Jordan will help you get better."
"You're hanging out with the wrong crowd; they're a bad influence."
"Don't watch people doing it wrong... watch the experts!"

We've all experienced it. How often have you found yourself sliding into the accent of those around you? Spend a month in England and even a California valley girl sounds different. Spend a week in Texas and even a native New Yorker starts slowing down his speech. How often have you found yourself laughing, dressing, skiing like your closest friend? Has someone ever observed that you and a close friend or significant other had similar mannerisms? When I was in junior high school, it was tough for people to tell my best friends and I apart on the phone--we all sounded so much alike that we could fool even our parents.

But the effect of our innate ability and need to imitate goes way past teenage phone tricks. Spend time with a nervous, anxious person and physiological monitoring would most likely show you mimicking the anxiety and nervousness, in ways that affect your brain and body in a concrete, measurable way. Find yourself in a room full of pissed off people and feel the smile slide right off your face. Listen to people complaining endlessly about work, and you'll find yourself starting to do the same. How many of us have been horrified to suddenly realize that we've spent the last half-hour caught up in a gossip session--despite our strong aversion to gossip? The behavior of others we're around is nearly irresistible.

When we're consciously aware and diligent, we can fight this. But the stress of maintaining that conscious struggle against an unconscious, ancient process is a non-stop stressful drain on our mental, emotional, and physical bandwidth. And no, I'm not suggesting that we can't or should'nt spend time with people who are angry, negative, critical, depressed, gossiping, whatever. Some (including my sister and father) chose professions (nurse practitioner and cop, respectively) that demand it. And some (like my daughter) volunteer to help those who are suffering (in her case, the homeless). Some people don't want to avoid their more hostile family members. But in those situations--where we choose to be with people who we do not want to mirror--we have to be extremely careful! Nurses, cops, mental health workers, EMTs, social workers, red cross volunteers, fire fighters, psychiatrists, oncologists, etc. are often at a higher risk (in some cases, WAY higher) for burnout, alcholism, divorce, stress, or depression unless they take specific steps to avoid getting too sucked in to be effective.

So, when Robert says he wants to spend time hanging around "happy people" and keeping his distance from "deeply unhappy" people, he's keeping his brain from making--over the long term--negative structural and chemical changes. Regarding the effect of mirror neurons and emotional contagion on personal performance, neurologist Richard Restak offers this advice:

"If you want to accomplish something that demands determination and endurance, try to surround yourself with people possessing these qualities. And try to limit the time you spend with people given to pessimism and expressions of futility. Unfortunately, negative emotions exert a more powerful effect in social situations than positive ones, thanks to the phenomena of emotional contagion."

This sounds harsh, and it is, but it's his recommendation based on the facts as the neuroscientists interpret them today. This is not new age self-help--it's simply the way brains work.

Tomorrow we will continue with "Emotional Contagion"

all credit to Creating Passonate Users Blog

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Chisox Buehrle hurls no-hitter and....

Kenny Williams trades Buehrle 5 minutes after no-hitter
Lefty's value 'never higher' says shrewd GM
Thursday, April 19, 2007





While White Sox nation rejoiced its first no-hitter in 16 years, the pitcher who tossed it was packing his bags. Mark Buehrle barely had time for congratulatory hugs from his teammates before he was summoned to general manager Kenny Williams' office. It was there Buehrle found out he had been dealt to the St. Louis Cardinals for two low-level minor league prospects.

"We thank Mark for his time with the club and congratulate him on his no-hitter," said the cold-blooded Kenny Williams who has been rumored to be shopping Buerhle for quite some time. "But the truth is, in our economic environment there's no way we can afford Buehrle after his contract ends, especially after he threw that no-no."

thanks to The Heckler

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Check the teeth also ....

The Hair's Still Perfect

How much, you ask does it cost to look like that?

Well, John Edwards' campaign for president spent $400 on February 20, and another $400 on March 7, at a top Beverly Hills men's stylist, Torrenueva Hair Designs.

The expensive haircut is, of course, a perennial. Bill Clinton got zinged for getting a cut from Cristophe, and Hillary was found at one point to have buried a stylist on her campaign payroll.

Obama, on the other hand, gets his cut cheap and frequent -- but he does take the process seriously enough to hold his calls.

Only Edwards, however, has had the care he takes with his hair memorialized on YouTube.

Edwards' campaign also spent money at two spas: Designworks Salon in Dubuque, and Pink Sapphire in Manchester.


...thanks to Ben Smith's Blog

Friday, April 13, 2007

Kurt Vonnegut 1922-2007

Look in his eyes...its all there.
I guess for me the defining Vonnegut legacy can be embodied in his 1969 novel “Slaughterhouse Five”. The book is a semi-fictional recounting of the bombing of Dresden in WWII - an event that Vonnegut was firsthand witness to as a prisoner of war being held in that city. The allies carpet bombed the city so heavily that it created a firestorm of unimaginable ferocity - literally hell on Earth. 30,000 died and Vonnegut and other surviving POW’s were given the grim task of piling the bodies in heaps for mass cremations.
My good friend Carl, now dead, was a WWII combat infantryman who spoke to me often of the experiences he endured. His nerves were pretty much shattered forever in the war. I have seen him have the same look on his face as the photo above.
How sad.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Stuff-you-just-can't-make-up:

Iran and Syria Elected to lead the U.N. Disarmament Commission.

On April 9, 2007 there was a United Nations believe-it-or-not moment extraordinaire. At the same time that Iran's President Ahmadinejad declared his country was now capable of industrial-scale uranium enrichment, the U.N. reelected Iran as a vice chairman of the U.N. Disarmament Commission. Yes Ripley, the very U.N. body charged with promoting nuclear nonproliferation installed in a senior position the state that the Security Council recently declared violated its nonproliferation resolutions. The line between U.N. diplomacy and farce has been crossed. The real tragedy is that the defensible border between our freedom-loving rights-respecting world and the cave of our enemies is fading along with it

...thanks to
Neocon Express

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

In response to Al Gore energy use report:

Where’s the Tolerance?
Hateful reactions from the Left.

The Tennessee Center for Policy Research (TCPR) recently generated headlines when it announced that former Vice President Al Gore’s Nashville estate “devoured nearly 221,000 kilowatt-hours” of electricity in 2006, “more than 20 times the national average.” This free-market think tank’s phones lit up when it analyzed Nashville Electric Service’s public records and identified an inconvenient gap between Gore’s conservationism and his energy consumption. TCPR’s one-page press release was greeted with enough megawatts of hatred to power the South.

“I was accused several times of being a ‘stupid, redneck bitch,’” recalls TCPR’s vice president Nicole Williams, who fielded numerous calls. “I repeatedly was called a ‘whore’ and asked ‘Whose whore are you?’ for three days straight, almost as if those were talking points… I was shocked by these sexist insults — basically attacking my gender.”

The calls continued beyond Williams’s Nashville office.

“I had to change my home number and get an unlisted number,” Williams tells me. “I got about 10 death threats by phone that made an impression on me. I got the ‘I’m gonna get you’-type threats more than 100 times…I was worried that I would get shot walking to my car.” Williams discovered her obsolete address posted online. “If they could find my old home address, it would not be so hard to find a current one.”

Gore’s defenders also spewed venomous e-mails. They sent TCPR nearly 3,000 Gore-related messages that exhibited the very bigotry the Left routinely denounces. Warning: These offensive, often-vulgar, and occasionally unschooled comments reveal the vitriol behind much of today’s “progressive” rhetoric.

Many e-mails displayed Dixiephobia — an intense disdain for the south and southerners.

After TCPR President Drew Johnson discussed his story on cable news, Kevin Lafferty objected: “Johnson said Gore’s home has gas lamps lining his driveway, a heated pool and an electric gate — all of which would be easy to do without. Well sure, that’s easy enough for you to say when you live in a frickin mobile home in Tennessee, eh Johnson?”

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Lindsey Buckingham plays

Buckingham by hisself....Big Love. He is a fine guitarist which I think was lost inside FM.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Today's Health Lesson:

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
Conclusion: eat and drink what you like. Speaking english is apparently what kills you.

A note on anxiety....

"WHY ANXIETY CONTINUES

Harvey, an insurance agent, asked, 'Why does anxiety continue in
spite of all attempts to end it?'

'Think of the last time you searched for a lost article. Did you
notice something? Everything was fine as long as you still had
places to look. But as you began to run out of likely places,
anxiety arose. Man is like that. Fearing coming to an end of
himself, he pretends he still has legitimate places to look. He
must come to the end of his self-deceiving search. What he has
lost can be found, but not as long as he insists upon looking
in the wrong places.'

Look inward, for the healing is in the same place as the hurt."

Inspire Yourself, p. 113


Go to the Books link at http://www.anewlife.org

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Monday, April 02, 2007

Coffee lovers only...


Everything you ever wanted to know about your favorite drink.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Sunday's lesson....

“When you are inspired by some great purpose, some extraordinary project, all your thoughts break their bonds; your mind transcends limitations, your consciousness expands in every direction, and you find yourself in a new, great and wonderful world. Dormant forces, faculties and talents become alive, and you discover yourself to be a greater person by far than you ever dreamed yourself to be.”

….Patanjali (c. 1st. to 3rd century BC)