Drum Roll.....

Eating people is wrong! But...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

A cannibal ate his mother-in-law. She still didn't agree with him.

The cannibal wedding guest toasted the bride and groom.

Why do cannibals like Jehovah's Witnesses? Because they come with free delivery.

And Hannibal Lecter has upset his fiancee, because he keeps bringing up old girlfriends.